Friday, March 10, 2006

Stay away from Happydent white

Statuatory warning:
There is a brand of chewing gum out there called Happydent White. DO NOT eat it, at all possible times. This is especially valid just after meals. there is a reason behind this warning: they put quite a big amount of baking soda in it, supposedly to whiten your teeth. That stuff is the same stuff they put in cheap North Indian hotel preparations, to make the dough ferment quickly...in both places, baking soda has the effect of giving you small burps...not that much fun, just after a meal...NEVER BEFORE KISSING A GIRL...all from personal experiance, by the way...
This has been put up here under severe personal risk, coz if Perfetti Malle read this, they can sue me for defamation, or summat, I'm pretty sure. (picked up that from the innumerable Perry Masons I have read)
this was a public service announcement brought to you en tote by Bheja Fry
Any communication, (though why you would take that risk, is way beyond my intellectual capacity, which happens to be one measly cell...) may be had by means of the comment board.

2 comments:

Pranav Ravikumar said...

oh i know u.....heard a lot abt u from varun n nikhil....ure blog seems 2 b interestin....

Prax said...

Hey, it is my fav, and no one complained 'bout it in my case..hopefully no one will ;-)